Impotence

First personal challenge of the new blog!
Challenge from Katie:
"Write one for Hemorrhage."

to the tune of "Hemorrhage"
by Fuel



Impotence
Don't get up, babe, we just lay down.
Maybe we could try...some role-play; that'd be cool.
Give it two or three more tries!
Please-don't sensationalize!
Don't you go texting: "He's got a little tool." Don't be cruel.

Don’t laaaaugh at me! It's just coincidence.
Don’t laaaaugh at me! My dick went limp, it's
Impotence! Impotence again.
My dick went limp, it's
Impotence! Impotence!
Enzyte's fading!

Oh holy hell; took three Viagras!
Why's this the only way...I can get it up?
Every time I've got to cheat--
Even jerking my own meat--
Or there'll be no skeet skeet.
Over and over I medicate, rinse, repeat

Don’t laaaaugh at me! Though I have no defense.
Don’t laaaaugh at me! My dick went limp, it's
Impotence! Impotence again.
My dick went limp, it's
Impotence! Impotence!
Enzyte's fading!

In my In-Box:
Spam to throw away!
Wait: 'Male Enhancement'? Don't mind-if-I do...
The South will rise agaaaaaaain!

Don’t laaaaugh at me! It's really quite immense.
Don’t laaaaugh at me! My dick went limp, it's
Impotence! Impotence again.
My dick went limp, it's
Impotence! Impotence again.
My dick went limp, it's
In my hands, in my hands again.
Oh-oh-oh-ohhhhhhhhhhh...