Carroll To The Legend of Zelda

based on "Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carroll

CARROLL TO THE LEGEND OF ZELDA
`Twas brilliant, with the sly Wizzrobes
And gels and Gheenis in the way:
The mummies were called Gibidos,
Unlike Mumm-Ra, not gray.

"Beware the Octorok, my son!
The stone-like spit, the conelike maw!
Beware the Like-Like blob, and stun
The flowerous Manhandla!"

He took his Master Sword in hand:
Long time his Moblin foes he fought --
To get rupees he, would burn down a tree,
And bomb a wall or pot.

And, as through dungeon spots he stormed,
The Octorok, with eyes too large,
Came marbling through the tektite swarm,
And feldsparred as it charged!

A, B! A, B! You see? You see?
Both Master Sword and boomerang!
He grabbed its bombs, and with no qualms
He ended with a bang.

"And, has thou slain the Octorok?
Repair my door, my bombish bloke!
You're Zelda's tool! Hooray! Hyrule!
Dodongo dislikes smoke."

`Twas brilliant, with the sly Wizzrobes
And gels and Gheenis all the same:
The mummies were called Gibidos,
Unlike HydLide, great game.